I can't help it but I love political humor when the left is "the butt" of the joke."
2008 Democratic Convention Upcoming Convention Agenda.
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 pm. - Tribute to illegal aliens.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
8:59 p. m. - Powerpoint on Senate accomplishments of Senator Barack Obama.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m. - Intermission
10:00.p.m. - Posting Iran's Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate. Ted Kennedy offered to take Hillary Clinton Home and she said "What if I get pregnant" and he said "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it".

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