My aunt sent me this and I thought it was funny in a morbid way.

Hillary Clinton is elected president and the night before her inauguration she has a dream in which he meets George Washington. He says, "George, tell me what I can do tomake things better for the people."

George Washington replies, "Lower the taxes."

Clinton says, "I can't do that."

The next night he dreams again. This time Thomas Jefferson is there.

"Thomas Jefferson," Clinton says, "Tell me what I can do to make things better for the people."

Jefferson replies, "Lower the taxes."

Clinton says, "I can't do that."

The next night he dreams again. This time Abraham Lincoln is there. "Abraham Lincoln," Clinton asks, "what can I do to make things better for the people?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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